Do we really need to do this?
Honestly, I’d prefer if we didn’t. Yeah, huge surprise, right? I have a life, you have a life, let’s not add to the workload. If it’s really, very important, though, send me an e-mail, but don’t fuck around! I sleep twelve hours a day–I’m a very busy man!
Contact me via e-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org
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